Saturday, July 24, 2004
Increased muscle strength and size.Chevrolet
Now you too can be built (cue Bob Seger) "Like a rock..." However, in reality GM is usually associated with downsizing.
Now you too can be built (cue Bob Seger) "Like a rock..." However, in reality GM is usually associated with downsizing.
Friday, July 23, 2004
a new way of foxglove cucumber bebop
Oh, great - I've spent the last five years and countless dollars perfecting the foxglove cucumber bebop, as I was led to believe that it really impressed the girls, and now I discover that there's a new way of doing it. What's the point of making an effort in life? I might as well just lounge around in front of the TV.
Oh, great - I've spent the last five years and countless dollars perfecting the foxglove cucumber bebop, as I was led to believe that it really impressed the girls, and now I discover that there's a new way of doing it. What's the point of making an effort in life? I might as well just lounge around in front of the TV.
Thursday, July 22, 2004
not this time mangel Andersen
A line of dialogue from the long-lost Sherlock Holmes story The Swedish Wrestler. Holmes eventually defeats Andersen by using a wrestling hold known as the smorgasbord. Not one of Conan-Doyle's best, and probably best left long-lost.
A line of dialogue from the long-lost Sherlock Holmes story The Swedish Wrestler. Holmes eventually defeats Andersen by using a wrestling hold known as the smorgasbord. Not one of Conan-Doyle's best, and probably best left long-lost.
Wednesday, July 21, 2004
ball bearing 30 gonads
Anyone who reads this blog, or is lucky enough to receive their own spam, knows that huge efforts are being made to enhance the dimensions of penises the world over. What I was surprised to learn on reading this spam, however, is that increasing the number of testicles in the sac is also something worth spending time and money on. I've been led to believe my whole life that two balls were enough, and that, if necessary, one alone will do the job it's meant to do. 30 just seems like overkill, but at least it explains those very low-hung pants I see guys wearing these days.
Anyone who reads this blog, or is lucky enough to receive their own spam, knows that huge efforts are being made to enhance the dimensions of penises the world over. What I was surprised to learn on reading this spam, however, is that increasing the number of testicles in the sac is also something worth spending time and money on. I've been led to believe my whole life that two balls were enough, and that, if necessary, one alone will do the job it's meant to do. 30 just seems like overkill, but at least it explains those very low-hung pants I see guys wearing these days.
Tuesday, July 20, 2004
Hi hunnie lifelong
It's about time someone came up with an alternative to the old-fashioned and, some would say, politically-incorrect term 'wife'. 'Hunnie lifelong' fits the bill as far as I'm concerned and I'll start using it immediately. Please join in and together we can revolutionize gender-relations.
It's about time someone came up with an alternative to the old-fashioned and, some would say, politically-incorrect term 'wife'. 'Hunnie lifelong' fits the bill as far as I'm concerned and I'll start using it immediately. Please join in and together we can revolutionize gender-relations.
Monday, July 19, 2004
Belize offers Citizenship and passport in exchange for investments.
Imagine you live in some small African country, where malaria is rife, the geopolitical situation is unstable and you fear that you might never get to walk the clean, store-lined streets of the Western World. Now imagine that you receive this spam in your inbox. All your problems can be solved! In exchange for investments you can have the passport and citizenship of...Belize! Oh.
Imagine you live in some small African country, where malaria is rife, the geopolitical situation is unstable and you fear that you might never get to walk the clean, store-lined streets of the Western World. Now imagine that you receive this spam in your inbox. All your problems can be solved! In exchange for investments you can have the passport and citizenship of...Belize! Oh.
Sunday, July 18, 2004
your penis your life glamor lacerate oppression
In the eighteenth century the roads of Europe were plagued by bandits called highwaymen who held up stagecoaches at gunpoint with cries of, "Your money or your life!" At the same time there was a revolution in France (sometimes referred to as the 'French Revolution') in the course of which the oppressed lower classes lacerated the glamorous and wrenched authority from them. These two adjacent historical episodes seem to have come together in a single spam subject line over two hundred years later, with the word 'penis' replacing 'money'. Weird.
In the eighteenth century the roads of Europe were plagued by bandits called highwaymen who held up stagecoaches at gunpoint with cries of, "Your money or your life!" At the same time there was a revolution in France (sometimes referred to as the 'French Revolution') in the course of which the oppressed lower classes lacerated the glamorous and wrenched authority from them. These two adjacent historical episodes seem to have come together in a single spam subject line over two hundred years later, with the word 'penis' replacing 'money'. Weird.
