Saturday, July 31, 2004
it depends on you chaotic roberto
If anything depends on chaotic Roberto, then we're in a lot of trouble. Still, is it worse than having muddled George in charge?
If anything depends on chaotic Roberto, then we're in a lot of trouble. Still, is it worse than having muddled George in charge?
Friday, July 30, 2004
check out the best lofty appetite maltreat
I've heard of someone having a lofty attitude, but never a lofty appetite. Does that mean they only eat posh food like caviar and foie gras, or do they prefer airline food? That's where the maltreatment comes in, I guess.
I've heard of someone having a lofty attitude, but never a lofty appetite. Does that mean they only eat posh food like caviar and foie gras, or do they prefer airline food? That's where the maltreatment comes in, I guess.
Thursday, July 29, 2004
she told me that.. fudge pyroxene
And I replied that... chocolate mousse benzene! And then we laughed. And then we hugged a bit. And then I tried to undo her bra, but she told me she wasn't that kind of girl, so I guess I misunderstood the fudge pyroxene thing.
And I replied that... chocolate mousse benzene! And then we laughed. And then we hugged a bit. And then I tried to undo her bra, but she told me she wasn't that kind of girl, so I guess I misunderstood the fudge pyroxene thing.
Wednesday, July 28, 2004
office, they issue passports
Er, let me guess - that would be the passport office?
Er, let me guess - that would be the passport office?
Tuesday, July 27, 2004
Gwilling plop whet panhandle
There's definitely something icky about this one. I'm convinced I'll have a nasty dream tonight about an Appalachian shack containing a constipated priest, like the character in Cold Mountain. Uuuurrgh!
There's definitely something icky about this one. I'm convinced I'll have a nasty dream tonight about an Appalachian shack containing a constipated priest, like the character in Cold Mountain. Uuuurrgh!
Monday, July 26, 2004
appt not neccesary grievous pant procedural
In the olden days you used to have to make appointments for everything. And in fact, for those annoying and often painful visits to the doctor or dentist, you still do. But if you require a grievous pant procedural you can just show up at the surgery and have it done on the spot. I'm happy to say that my pants and everything they contain are fine, but it's good to know that this service exists, should things go awry in that department.
In the olden days you used to have to make appointments for everything. And in fact, for those annoying and often painful visits to the doctor or dentist, you still do. But if you require a grievous pant procedural you can just show up at the surgery and have it done on the spot. I'm happy to say that my pants and everything they contain are fine, but it's good to know that this service exists, should things go awry in that department.
Sunday, July 25, 2004
toothache biceps related to 133 Jwalter
If your biceps have a toothache it's more likely to be provoked by your habit of munching ferociously on your upper arm than by 133 Jwalter, whatever or whoever that is.
If your biceps have a toothache it's more likely to be provoked by your habit of munching ferociously on your upper arm than by 133 Jwalter, whatever or whoever that is.
