Saturday, August 07, 2004
it all worked out astronaut herpes
"Um, Houston, now we really have a problem. My, er, rocket's thruster has corroded. Send up some antibiotics, fast."
"Um, Houston, now we really have a problem. My, er, rocket's thruster has corroded. Send up some antibiotics, fast."
Friday, August 06, 2004
Re: Contact 28 Million People for Nothing
That seems like a huge waste of time. I mean, if I'm going to go to all the trouble of contacting 28 million people, it might as well be for something.
That seems like a huge waste of time. I mean, if I'm going to go to all the trouble of contacting 28 million people, it might as well be for something.
Thursday, August 05, 2004
More from the Dip Universe
I knew it! I knew there was an alternate-reality where the laws of physics are different. But what I'd never dared hope is that this universe would be based on dip. We have protons, neutrons, electrons, etc., and they have salsa, sour cream and olive oil. Maybe if one were to travel into a black hole in our universe one would emerge in the dip universe only slightly sticky, and be fortunate enough to witness fantastic astral vistas of barbecue sauce galaxies and tsatsiki supernovas. I'm hungry...
I knew it! I knew there was an alternate-reality where the laws of physics are different. But what I'd never dared hope is that this universe would be based on dip. We have protons, neutrons, electrons, etc., and they have salsa, sour cream and olive oil. Maybe if one were to travel into a black hole in our universe one would emerge in the dip universe only slightly sticky, and be fortunate enough to witness fantastic astral vistas of barbecue sauce galaxies and tsatsiki supernovas. I'm hungry...
Wednesday, August 04, 2004
camelopard conjure biharmonic
This is a fearsome, spotted beast with bad breath and two humps that play different tunes at the same time. Any conjurors out there would probably be better off staying on the tried-and-tested route of pulling rabbits out of top hats and making doves appear from handkerchiefs. Otherwise nasty accidents can happen.
This is a fearsome, spotted beast with bad breath and two humps that play different tunes at the same time. Any conjurors out there would probably be better off staying on the tried-and-tested route of pulling rabbits out of top hats and making doves appear from handkerchiefs. Otherwise nasty accidents can happen.
Tuesday, August 03, 2004
oblique barkeep
I think I've met that guy a couple of times, and if he doesn't stop having a tipple himself, he's going to get fired.
I think I've met that guy a couple of times, and if he doesn't stop having a tipple himself, he's going to get fired.
Monday, August 02, 2004
cab driver 4574 mastadons
cab driver 3 starlets
Two spams in the same batch. This would be a tough call, were I a taxi operator. 3 starlets sounds like a pickup no driver would refuse, but then again, you have to consider the enormous excess baggage charge with 4574 mastodons. And starlets don't tip well either. Hairy elephants would be my choice, though the question begs to be asked (and this relates to several other spams I recieved recently): would my trunk be bigger than theirs?
cab driver 3 starlets
Two spams in the same batch. This would be a tough call, were I a taxi operator. 3 starlets sounds like a pickup no driver would refuse, but then again, you have to consider the enormous excess baggage charge with 4574 mastodons. And starlets don't tip well either. Hairy elephants would be my choice, though the question begs to be asked (and this relates to several other spams I recieved recently): would my trunk be bigger than theirs?
Sunday, August 01, 2004
what she doesnt know fleece hereinbelow
An extract of a conversation between two lawyers about overbilling in the fine print of a client contract.
An extract of a conversation between two lawyers about overbilling in the fine print of a client contract.
