Saturday, August 14, 2004
violate your wife happy!
I don't think that's the politically correct way of examining gender-relations.
I don't think that's the politically correct way of examining gender-relations.
Friday, August 13, 2004
chef luge
Just in time for the start of the Olympics: the chef luge, featuring a man in a white suit and a tall white hat, plummeting down an icy trough at about 200mph, while chopping carrots and throwing hissy fits at his assistants. Other new sports being introduced in Athens: firemen synchronized swimming (very popular with the female audience), engineer javelin-throwing (not just far, but accurate) and circus freak ball-bouncing (oh no - that one already exists).
Just in time for the start of the Olympics: the chef luge, featuring a man in a white suit and a tall white hat, plummeting down an icy trough at about 200mph, while chopping carrots and throwing hissy fits at his assistants. Other new sports being introduced in Athens: firemen synchronized swimming (very popular with the female audience), engineer javelin-throwing (not just far, but accurate) and circus freak ball-bouncing (oh no - that one already exists).
Thursday, August 12, 2004
sacrifice a little collate lipid
You know, back in the olden days (why aren't other things 'olden'? I'm going to try saying 'olden people' and see if anyone likes it) when you wanted to appease a wrathful god or seek help in battle, you would sacrifice a chicken, goat, or, if you were Mayan, several thousand people. Nowadays, you can get by on a little collate lipid. How times have changed, and hardly for the better in my opinion, unless you're a chicken goat, or Mayan POW.
You know, back in the olden days (why aren't other things 'olden'? I'm going to try saying 'olden people' and see if anyone likes it) when you wanted to appease a wrathful god or seek help in battle, you would sacrifice a chicken, goat, or, if you were Mayan, several thousand people. Nowadays, you can get by on a little collate lipid. How times have changed, and hardly for the better in my opinion, unless you're a chicken goat, or Mayan POW.
Wednesday, August 11, 2004
what if you had.. dart emergent
I think I'd try standing a bit further away from the dartboard. Next question...
I think I'd try standing a bit further away from the dartboard. Next question...
Tuesday, August 10, 2004
teeth protocols
Good grief! This is bureaucracy gone mad! What kind of protocols are they talking about? Just brushing and flossing regularly? Or are there going to be random spot-checks for things like crookedness and being off-white? I hope there aren't any hefty fines involved, as I'm British.
Good grief! This is bureaucracy gone mad! What kind of protocols are they talking about? Just brushing and flossing regularly? Or are there going to be random spot-checks for things like crookedness and being off-white? I hope there aren't any hefty fines involved, as I'm British.
Monday, August 09, 2004
touch his wrinkles
I've received a great deal of disgusting spam in my time, but, for some reason, this makes me go, "Uuuurrgh!" more than any other. Congratulations.
I've received a great deal of disgusting spam in my time, but, for some reason, this makes me go, "Uuuurrgh!" more than any other. Congratulations.
Sunday, August 08, 2004
Microsoft Windows XP for only Fifty Bucks dyke
Who are you calling a dyke? I think I might have repressed lesbian tendencies, but that's just plain rude! So, no, I won't buy your XP for $50, Bill.
Who are you calling a dyke? I think I might have repressed lesbian tendencies, but that's just plain rude! So, no, I won't buy your XP for $50, Bill.
