Saturday, August 28, 2004
just as i thought cocoon morrissey
Me too! I also thought that the singer of 80's British alt-rock band The Smiths had gone into a cocoon! Has Morrissey emerged as a butterfly in 2004, and is he still miserable? And how soon is now? All good questions, raised by spam.
Me too! I also thought that the singer of 80's British alt-rock band The Smiths had gone into a cocoon! Has Morrissey emerged as a butterfly in 2004, and is he still miserable? And how soon is now? All good questions, raised by spam.
Friday, August 27, 2004
ASHMEN lunarmonth Farhan1 Liesbeth Dorelia1 Mæs DECENNIAL
I keep telling the devil-worshippers that I'm busy that night and can't attend their tenth anniversary moonlit mountaintop orgy, but they still keep sending me spam. Ah, to hell with them. The robes are all itchy, anyway, and I can't stand the goat smell.
I keep telling the devil-worshippers that I'm busy that night and can't attend their tenth anniversary moonlit mountaintop orgy, but they still keep sending me spam. Ah, to hell with them. The robes are all itchy, anyway, and I can't stand the goat smell.
Thursday, August 26, 2004
it works better extramarital coriander
"I'm sorry, honey, I don't know how to tell you this, but I've started seeing someone else. It's not you, it's me, or maybe it's us, I don't know, but what I do know is that I can't stay here any longer. When I first started seeing him I thought maybe I just needed a little more spice in my life, but my Herb makes me feel, oh...it just...it works better."
"That's okay. I'm gay and I've been sleeping with Basil for the last six months."
"I'm sorry, honey, I don't know how to tell you this, but I've started seeing someone else. It's not you, it's me, or maybe it's us, I don't know, but what I do know is that I can't stay here any longer. When I first started seeing him I thought maybe I just needed a little more spice in my life, but my Herb makes me feel, oh...it just...it works better."
"That's okay. I'm gay and I've been sleeping with Basil for the last six months."
Wednesday, August 25, 2004
RE:This books makes you an expert at making love- suffoca...
I'm not sure how much of an expert the person promoting this book(s) could be, if they end up running out of air. It doesn't take an expert to know that whatever kind of lovemaking you're engaged in, you can't bury your mouth and your nose in the other person's yummy bits at the same time. Duh.
I'm not sure how much of an expert the person promoting this book(s) could be, if they end up running out of air. It doesn't take an expert to know that whatever kind of lovemaking you're engaged in, you can't bury your mouth and your nose in the other person's yummy bits at the same time. Duh.
Tuesday, August 24, 2004
Stop pie.
Please, make it stop! No more pastries either! Why me? Oh, Lord, why me? You bastards! You'll go to hell for this, and so will the delivery boy, too.
Please, make it stop! No more pastries either! Why me? Oh, Lord, why me? You bastards! You'll go to hell for this, and so will the delivery boy, too.
Monday, August 23, 2004
just as i thought organic ammo
The First World War was probably the most terrible conflict in human history. So many young lives were lost for so little. Soldiers would emerge from their trenches on the front line and get cut down immediately by enemy fire, all for the sake of a few yards of territory. However one of the lesser-known battles occurred in what is now Poland, where the Prussian troops ran out of bullets and had to make do with turnips, potatoes and cabbages. The only allied casualty of the offensive was British General Sir Alistair Wangley, who was mortally wounded by a thick, pointy carrot in the chest, and whose last words were, "Just as I thought - organic ammo."
The First World War was probably the most terrible conflict in human history. So many young lives were lost for so little. Soldiers would emerge from their trenches on the front line and get cut down immediately by enemy fire, all for the sake of a few yards of territory. However one of the lesser-known battles occurred in what is now Poland, where the Prussian troops ran out of bullets and had to make do with turnips, potatoes and cabbages. The only allied casualty of the offensive was British General Sir Alistair Wangley, who was mortally wounded by a thick, pointy carrot in the chest, and whose last words were, "Just as I thought - organic ammo."
Sunday, August 22, 2004
still a fat ass frau eggshell
So that's what Humpty Dumpty's wife was called. I had no idea she was German, but maybe that was why all the kings horses and all the kings men couldn't be bothered to help him. Besides, when did horses ever put anything back together?
So that's what Humpty Dumpty's wife was called. I had no idea she was German, but maybe that was why all the kings horses and all the kings men couldn't be bothered to help him. Besides, when did horses ever put anything back together?
