Saturday, September 04, 2004
ci+_ialis is the best preposterous cadaver
I really enjoy the show Six Feet Under, and feel that I'm more in touch with the everyday challenges faced by morticians as a result of watching it. Needless to say, the best preposterous cadavers most certainly are those with huge erections that last for days. I suspect this will be an increasingly-common occurrence in the coming years.
I really enjoy the show Six Feet Under, and feel that I'm more in touch with the everyday challenges faced by morticians as a result of watching it. Needless to say, the best preposterous cadavers most certainly are those with huge erections that last for days. I suspect this will be an increasingly-common occurrence in the coming years.
Friday, September 03, 2004
go direct now embryo marty
I'm well aware that abortion is a touchy issue, but when the day comes that the unborn are doing interviews on Larry King, I'll be prepared to give them all kinds of rights.
I'm well aware that abortion is a touchy issue, but when the day comes that the unborn are doing interviews on Larry King, I'll be prepared to give them all kinds of rights.
Thursday, September 02, 2004
the man your wife allways wanted
Speaking as 'the man my wife is stuck with', I'd appreciate it if George Clooney would stop using spam to get women into bed. How can I compete?
Speaking as 'the man my wife is stuck with', I'd appreciate it if George Clooney would stop using spam to get women into bed. How can I compete?
Wednesday, September 01, 2004
Re: idea to my sovereign
Compared to the wacky spam I joyfully discover in my inbox every day, this wouldn't have been particularly interesting if it hadn't been sent by a certain Guevara. I thought he was dead, but it appears that Che has been communicating his ideas to Castro by email. This one was somehow broadcast as spam to the outside world, but you can't blame Che - these kind of leaks happen at all levels of government, and the Cuban internet still runs on donkey dung.
Compared to the wacky spam I joyfully discover in my inbox every day, this wouldn't have been particularly interesting if it hadn't been sent by a certain Guevara. I thought he was dead, but it appears that Che has been communicating his ideas to Castro by email. This one was somehow broadcast as spam to the outside world, but you can't blame Che - these kind of leaks happen at all levels of government, and the Cuban internet still runs on donkey dung.
Tuesday, August 31, 2004
stay hard longer mantissa elm
What a shame - even trees are suffering from erectile dysfunction now. I guess this spam is selling a 'magic fertilizer' called Viagro.
What a shame - even trees are suffering from erectile dysfunction now. I guess this spam is selling a 'magic fertilizer' called Viagro.
Monday, August 30, 2004
minefield
How would they go about delivering this product? You'd hear an explosion and see the remains of a Fedex guy covering your front yard? Or is it just a gift you send to someone you don't care much for? Certainly a great way to deal with arch-enemies who have a penchant for gardening.
How would they go about delivering this product? You'd hear an explosion and see the remains of a Fedex guy covering your front yard? Or is it just a gift you send to someone you don't care much for? Certainly a great way to deal with arch-enemies who have a penchant for gardening.
Sunday, August 29, 2004
assist your son with the bills!
Jeez! He has bills? He's only 18 months old! If he could earn money by throwing tantrums and falling over a lot, he wouldn't need my help. There must be a reality TV show which needs talents like that...
Jeez! He has bills? He's only 18 months old! If he could earn money by throwing tantrums and falling over a lot, he wouldn't need my help. There must be a reality TV show which needs talents like that...
