Saturday, September 11, 2004
are you Brendan Carlisle
Since this spam was sent by Brendan Carlisle, I'd have to assume that he either already knows the answer, or is mentally ill. Or maybe this is the spam equivalent of Robert De Niro looking in the mirror in Taxi Driver and saying, "You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me?"
Since this spam was sent by Brendan Carlisle, I'd have to assume that he either already knows the answer, or is mentally ill. Or maybe this is the spam equivalent of Robert De Niro looking in the mirror in Taxi Driver and saying, "You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me?"
Friday, September 10, 2004
No p.rescription required nutcrack
Long live the health service in whatever country the sender of this spam is from. I mean, if you can't get a good old-fashioned nut-cracking without a prescription, what's the point of even living?
Long live the health service in whatever country the sender of this spam is from. I mean, if you can't get a good old-fashioned nut-cracking without a prescription, what's the point of even living?
Thursday, September 09, 2004
look here to find out yankee pee
During the American Civil War the Confederate armies used Native trackers to hunt down their adversaries. Often, the northerners' toiletry habits gave them away. At least that's spam's version of history.
During the American Civil War the Confederate armies used Native trackers to hunt down their adversaries. Often, the northerners' toiletry habits gave them away. At least that's spam's version of history.
Wednesday, September 08, 2004
this is the best convent laboratory
I didn't realize that such places existed. I thought women chose to become nuns, but now I understand that they are constructed in a lab, a bit like Frankenstein's monster. That explains why they wear those outfits: they need to cover up the scars and bolts.
I didn't realize that such places existed. I thought women chose to become nuns, but now I understand that they are constructed in a lab, a bit like Frankenstein's monster. That explains why they wear those outfits: they need to cover up the scars and bolts.
Tuesday, September 07, 2004
RE: plan surly smiling islands godspeed limbs pain electrified infer
This appears to be a cry for help from someone being tortured in a Caribbean prison. At least they have a plan.
This appears to be a cry for help from someone being tortured in a Caribbean prison. At least they have a plan.
Monday, September 06, 2004
RE: days waste barely act religion covered
A teenager who skips Bible study, just lounges around in bed, and doesn't have the energy to put all those extra words into their sentences.
A teenager who skips Bible study, just lounges around in bed, and doesn't have the energy to put all those extra words into their sentences.
Sunday, September 05, 2004
i told you so puffy intransigent
That's a great comeback to yell at a fat, stubborn person.
That's a great comeback to yell at a fat, stubborn person.
