Saturday, September 18, 2004
now i know arabesque cabinetry
Well, good for you! I hear they're thinking of introducing arabesque cabinetry as a sport at the Beijing Olympics. Maybe Iraq will finally win the medal their soccer team so deserved in Athens. And they'll already have a nice display cabinet for it, too.
Well, good for you! I hear they're thinking of introducing arabesque cabinetry as a sport at the Beijing Olympics. Maybe Iraq will finally win the medal their soccer team so deserved in Athens. And they'll already have a nice display cabinet for it, too.
Friday, September 17, 2004
butty assy poo
The secret is out! Two year-olds are running the spam factory.
The secret is out! Two year-olds are running the spam factory.
Thursday, September 16, 2004
Enjoy Unlimited PayPerView In Complete Freedom - geology
In my experience PayPerView events are usually boxing, wrestling or music-oriented. But I can see how geology would have its fans, and that they'd be willing to lay down $25 for a live volcano watch or diamond prospecting in the Canadian Arctic. I'm pretty sure that the glacier race receives the highest viewing figures though.
In my experience PayPerView events are usually boxing, wrestling or music-oriented. But I can see how geology would have its fans, and that they'd be willing to lay down $25 for a live volcano watch or diamond prospecting in the Canadian Arctic. I'm pretty sure that the glacier race receives the highest viewing figures though.
Wednesday, September 15, 2004
Im hot for you- expunge stain
So that's what they mean by 'female porn': steamy romance combined with Martha Stewartesque laundry methods. Okay, that was sexist.
So that's what they mean by 'female porn': steamy romance combined with Martha Stewartesque laundry methods. Okay, that was sexist.
Tuesday, September 14, 2004
weighty neonatal midget
Looks like there's a new market for the Atkins Diet.
Looks like there's a new market for the Atkins Diet.
Monday, September 13, 2004
brandy gyroscope
I've known a few people who work in the airline industry, and I can tell you that many flights are kept on track using the 'brandy gyroscope'. Pilots are lucky that breathalysers don't exist at 30,000 feet.
I've known a few people who work in the airline industry, and I can tell you that many flights are kept on track using the 'brandy gyroscope'. Pilots are lucky that breathalysers don't exist at 30,000 feet.
Sunday, September 12, 2004
99 cents a day HARDCORE tigress
The first line of the message in this spam was "Ouch! It hurts!" Something tells me that there are a few other Siegfried and Roy's out there who didn't only get their heads chomped on.
The first line of the message in this spam was "Ouch! It hurts!" Something tells me that there are a few other Siegfried and Roy's out there who didn't only get their heads chomped on.
