Good Things From Spam

The darkest moment in life could be light up by a cup of h,o_t chocolate

It's nice to know that amongst all the sex, drugs and cheap loans, there is this lone spam which promotes good old-fashioned hot chocolate. Despite the bad grammar and weird spelling of 'hot', this spam has somehow lit up my day too for a brief moment, just by making me think about a steaming mug of rich, brown, sweet chocolate. Okay, gotta go make one!

The coats all turned

Well, that's turncoats for you. It's what they do. If they didn't, they'd be traitors to their own kind. Which would make them inside-out coats or something.

schedualed meeting on the 31th

When is the 31th? Is it a Twilight Zone-style time, like 13 o'clock? Should I bother going to the meeting anyway? Let me know...

Passion of the Christ DVD at no cost

On the third day he rose again. And on the fourth day his DVD was released. But on the fifth day the demon Spam started giving it away for free to lure people into participating in get-rich-quick schemes. Then on the sixth day Mel looked down from the Hollywood hills and saw that what he had created was good. And on the seventh day Mel rested and counted his money.

she told me that.. christlike shields

Is 'christlike shields' a euphemism for avoiding contraception and hoping that by praying and wishing for a miracle, a pregnancy won't result?

Re: meat. Having eaten his


Hannibal Lecter is on the loose again, and, in his most evil and horrifying act yet, has started sending out spam about cannibalism.

Reduce monthly-payments -brunette

I presume that there are several million spams circulating the globe right now entitled 'Increase monthly payments - blonde'.