Saturday, October 02, 2004
Medications like Soma on sale now! shakespearian
I like the idea of Shakespearian medication peddlers. Soma would presumably be sold with the line, "To sleep: perchance to dream," (leaving out the bit about death, of course); Prozac could use, "We few, we happy few," and Viagra would definitely benefit from the Bard's line, "To business that we love we rise betime, And go to't with delight." from Antony and Cleopatra.
I like the idea of Shakespearian medication peddlers. Soma would presumably be sold with the line, "To sleep: perchance to dream," (leaving out the bit about death, of course); Prozac could use, "We few, we happy few," and Viagra would definitely benefit from the Bard's line, "To business that we love we rise betime, And go to't with delight." from Antony and Cleopatra.
Friday, October 01, 2004
:) proper activity could really inprove your overall health
But it's the improper activity which makes life worth living, no matter how healthy you are.
But it's the improper activity which makes life worth living, no matter how healthy you are.
Thursday, September 30, 2004
what if you had.. mural battlefront
Well, for one thing, those damn arrows wouldn't keep flying in and sticking into the sofa. Luckily it's only the guests' sofa. Just kidding. I guess a mural battlefront would add value to the property, but I'm not sure about the zoning regulations. I've always wanted a moat and a drawbridge though, so the big wall would be a good place to start. Thanks, spam, for that suggestion.
Well, for one thing, those damn arrows wouldn't keep flying in and sticking into the sofa. Luckily it's only the guests' sofa. Just kidding. I guess a mural battlefront would add value to the property, but I'm not sure about the zoning regulations. I've always wanted a moat and a drawbridge though, so the big wall would be a good place to start. Thanks, spam, for that suggestion.
Wednesday, September 29, 2004
so much Jasper Murdock
...so little time.
...so little time.
Tuesday, September 28, 2004
99 cents a day HARDCORE tank
Does the Pentagon get these spams too? Because it seems to me that a truly hardcore tank at only 99c a day would drastically reduce the military's operating budget in Iraq.
Does the Pentagon get these spams too? Because it seems to me that a truly hardcore tank at only 99c a day would drastically reduce the military's operating budget in Iraq.
Monday, September 27, 2004
Right out of the Regis Studio Audience
In 1988 the rap group NWA had a hit with a song called Straight Outta Compton, about a rather rowdy bunch of young black men in LA. Lyrics included lines about having sawn-off shotguns, hauling away bodies and doing rude things to mothers and sisters. Right out of the Regis Studio Audience would be a rather different rap, this one concerning a middle-aged talk-show host armed with a microphone, who has his body frequently hauled away to have plastic surgery performed on it so he can sit next to his co-host (who's a young mother) and not look like he's over twice her age.
In 1988 the rap group NWA had a hit with a song called Straight Outta Compton, about a rather rowdy bunch of young black men in LA. Lyrics included lines about having sawn-off shotguns, hauling away bodies and doing rude things to mothers and sisters. Right out of the Regis Studio Audience would be a rather different rap, this one concerning a middle-aged talk-show host armed with a microphone, who has his body frequently hauled away to have plastic surgery performed on it so he can sit next to his co-host (who's a young mother) and not look like he's over twice her age.
Sunday, September 26, 2004
Bush advocates buying meds online. gangling
I'm really happy that the government is saying yes to getting drugs online, as opposed to those slow-poke pharmacies and doctors. But I'm positively ecstatic that they are also advocating gangling. All you ganglers out there, come out of your tall, thin closets and start loping around in public with smiles on your faces. And don't be shy if you occasionally trip, dance awkwardly or knock something over - Bush says it's okay!
I'm really happy that the government is saying yes to getting drugs online, as opposed to those slow-poke pharmacies and doctors. But I'm positively ecstatic that they are also advocating gangling. All you ganglers out there, come out of your tall, thin closets and start loping around in public with smiles on your faces. And don't be shy if you occasionally trip, dance awkwardly or knock something over - Bush says it's okay!
