Saturday, October 09, 2004
abrupt proprieties fist comment inscrutably briefest
That's the wordiest description I've ever seen for shutting someone up with a punch on the nose.
That's the wordiest description I've ever seen for shutting someone up with a punch on the nose.
Friday, October 08, 2004
Overdid the diet and became malnourished prick
Well, let that be a lesson to you. Though if you make a habit of sending out spam you were probably a prick before becoming malnourished.
Well, let that be a lesson to you. Though if you make a habit of sending out spam you were probably a prick before becoming malnourished.
Thursday, October 07, 2004
chess board tea parties living with 1
If Lewis Carroll were around today he'd be over 170 years old. And maybe he'd be sending out spam to promote his Alice in Wonderland books. I guess he'd be a bit too decrepit to go on promotional tours and attend book signings, so you couldn't blame him. But I suspect that this spam is promoting something else, so I say to the sender, "Off with his head!" Come to think of it, I think spammers already promote the stuff which made Alice grow very, very big.
If Lewis Carroll were around today he'd be over 170 years old. And maybe he'd be sending out spam to promote his Alice in Wonderland books. I guess he'd be a bit too decrepit to go on promotional tours and attend book signings, so you couldn't blame him. But I suspect that this spam is promoting something else, so I say to the sender, "Off with his head!" Come to think of it, I think spammers already promote the stuff which made Alice grow very, very big.
Wednesday, October 06, 2004
Shocking Wedding Videos jdutton Exposed
Okay, I admit it - I've been married more than once. But I don't remember any video cameras at either wedding, and I certainly don't remember exposing myself. At least until I'd had a few drinks, and I think then it was only in the honeymoon suite. I think.
Okay, I admit it - I've been married more than once. But I don't remember any video cameras at either wedding, and I certainly don't remember exposing myself. At least until I'd had a few drinks, and I think then it was only in the honeymoon suite. I think.
Tuesday, October 05, 2004
c@bl3 d3scr@mbl3r for October 5, 2004
First of all, what's the point of only having your cable descrambled for one day? Secondly, it's kind of ironic than a spam promoting descramblers has its subject line scrambled.
First of all, what's the point of only having your cable descrambled for one day? Secondly, it's kind of ironic than a spam promoting descramblers has its subject line scrambled.
Monday, October 04, 2004
Antidote found in Crocodiles
First the good news: there's an antidote. Now the bad news: it's in crocodiles. So if you want to get cured you're going to have to rely on some annoying Australian guy in shorts who's willing to shove his hand down a croc's throat.
First the good news: there's an antidote. Now the bad news: it's in crocodiles. So if you want to get cured you're going to have to rely on some annoying Australian guy in shorts who's willing to shove his hand down a croc's throat.
Sunday, October 03, 2004
Greetings Earthling
Re: Mcecxszm xyscxt jzunex? phaakosum
Two spams received on the same day. Should I be worried? Do they come in peace? Will George W. Bush run around squealing like a little girl just before they blow up the White House? Has Haliburton already done a deal with them for the construction of the new intergalactic highway, at taxpayers' expense? Who knows. But, it's ironic that so much time and money is spent on the SETI project, where hundreds of scientists constantly monitor radiation from space to see if there are any messages from extra-terrestrials, when they're already sending me spam. They've probably been monitoring our emails and figure that Earth's a good market for alien pharmaceuticals and interplanetary extra-marital affairs.
Re: Mcecxszm xyscxt jzunex? phaakosum
Two spams received on the same day. Should I be worried? Do they come in peace? Will George W. Bush run around squealing like a little girl just before they blow up the White House? Has Haliburton already done a deal with them for the construction of the new intergalactic highway, at taxpayers' expense? Who knows. But, it's ironic that so much time and money is spent on the SETI project, where hundreds of scientists constantly monitor radiation from space to see if there are any messages from extra-terrestrials, when they're already sending me spam. They've probably been monitoring our emails and figure that Earth's a good market for alien pharmaceuticals and interplanetary extra-marital affairs.
