Saturday, October 16, 2004
FW: cripple why arent you walkover frontiersman
Er, the answer to this question seems obvious. I mean, you could be a frontiersman in a golf cart or something if you're a cripple, but the old-fashioned walkover frontiersmen had to be able to stride confidently over mountains and through valleys. I'm sure that the sender of this spam meant no offence to the handicapped though.
Er, the answer to this question seems obvious. I mean, you could be a frontiersman in a golf cart or something if you're a cripple, but the old-fashioned walkover frontiersmen had to be able to stride confidently over mountains and through valleys. I'm sure that the sender of this spam meant no offence to the handicapped though.
Friday, October 15, 2004
A customer in a bakery was observed carefully examining all the rich-looking pastries displayed on trays in the glass cases. When a clerk approached him and asked, "What would you like?" he answered, "I'd like that chocolate-covered, cream-filled doughnut, that jelly-filled doughnut and that cheese Danish."
Gee, spam senders are really starting to branch out into long-form prose. This one started off interesting, then petered out just when it was getting really good. And it made me hungry.
Gee, spam senders are really starting to branch out into long-form prose. This one started off interesting, then petered out just when it was getting really good. And it made me hungry.
Thursday, October 14, 2004
Need an offshore account ??- cubbyhole snazzy
No, I don't think I'm rich enough to need one, but I'm mighty tempted anyway, just to be able to brag about my 'cubbyhole snazzy'. Then again, offshore accounts are supposed to be kind of secret, so I'll pass on this for now.
No, I don't think I'm rich enough to need one, but I'm mighty tempted anyway, just to be able to brag about my 'cubbyhole snazzy'. Then again, offshore accounts are supposed to be kind of secret, so I'll pass on this for now.
Wednesday, October 13, 2004
legitamate software at half the price
Ah, I don't know, but I suspect that being incapable of spelling 'legitimate' properly means that what you're selling isn't all that legit.
Ah, I don't know, but I suspect that being incapable of spelling 'legitimate' properly means that what you're selling isn't all that legit.
Tuesday, October 12, 2004
Get Rock Hard in just 20 minutes! dentistry
And all this time I thought that these spams were for erectile dysfunction, but they're really about new miracle substances for dental fillings. 20 minutes seems a bit long, actually...
And all this time I thought that these spams were for erectile dysfunction, but they're really about new miracle substances for dental fillings. 20 minutes seems a bit long, actually...
Monday, October 11, 2004
know more or less
That sounds like the eternal problem with marijuana: do you acquire wisdom through smoking it, or is your memory gradually erased? A good question, spam. I'll...er...what was I talking about?
That sounds like the eternal problem with marijuana: do you acquire wisdom through smoking it, or is your memory gradually erased? A good question, spam. I'll...er...what was I talking about?
Sunday, October 10, 2004
Disease, surgery, obstetrics, 40,000 hospitals, 25,000 nursing homes and 400,000 doctors.
The description of a new epic soap opera? Cecil B. DeMille does daytime TV.
The description of a new epic soap opera? Cecil B. DeMille does daytime TV.
