Saturday, October 23, 2004
Grab this Hot Oil Play
Sure to be a big seller this Christmas: The Grabbing Hot Oil board game*! It's a scream! Fun for all the family!
*Game devised by the US Dry Cleaners' Association in collaboration with the American Society of Plastic Surgeons.
Sure to be a big seller this Christmas: The Grabbing Hot Oil board game*! It's a scream! Fun for all the family!
*Game devised by the US Dry Cleaners' Association in collaboration with the American Society of Plastic Surgeons.
Friday, October 22, 2004
Best software prices. sloven ostracism flu
There's a lot of panic in the US right now about the lack of flu vaccine for the upcoming winter (soon to be renamed 'flu season'). Now that I know that you can catch a nasty case of sloven ostracism flu just by buying discount software, I'm worried too. There's nothing worse than a virus which causes you to dress sloppily and your friends to shun you.
There's a lot of panic in the US right now about the lack of flu vaccine for the upcoming winter (soon to be renamed 'flu season'). Now that I know that you can catch a nasty case of sloven ostracism flu just by buying discount software, I'm worried too. There's nothing worse than a virus which causes you to dress sloppily and your friends to shun you.
Thursday, October 21, 2004
Re: i found less than 1.25% per yr admiralty
That sounds like a pretty good deal for a whole admiralty. Unless it's the Swiss one, of course.
That sounds like a pretty good deal for a whole admiralty. Unless it's the Swiss one, of course.
Wednesday, October 20, 2004
Make your plate invisible
Oh, cool! Now my food will look like it's hovering half an inch above the table. What will they think of next? Oh, here's another spam:
Erase The Cellulite!
So now we have the answer. All that's left is to make the food disappear, and we can pretend nothing happens whatsoever when we eat.
Oh, cool! Now my food will look like it's hovering half an inch above the table. What will they think of next? Oh, here's another spam:
Erase The Cellulite!
So now we have the answer. All that's left is to make the food disappear, and we can pretend nothing happens whatsoever when we eat.
Tuesday, October 19, 2004
inside your body you should be attention too
Good grief! I have enough trouble paying attention with the outside of my body. Should my kidneys be on alert and my liver sitting up straight?
Good grief! I have enough trouble paying attention with the outside of my body. Should my kidneys be on alert and my liver sitting up straight?
Monday, October 18, 2004
Valium Prescriptions overnight to you bushy
Who are you calling bushy? Now I'm all stressed about my body hair. Maybe I should take some valium to calm down...
Who are you calling bushy? Now I'm all stressed about my body hair. Maybe I should take some valium to calm down...
Sunday, October 17, 2004
help your sister with her pain
What, by gagging my brother-in-law?
What, by gagging my brother-in-law?
