Good Things From Spam

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That sounds like a wonderful site. I'll bookmark it and return often.

No prescr.iption needed archenemy

Oh, great. Now I have an over-the-counter archenemy. At least when he needed a prescription it kept him off my back for a while. I just wonder if 'having an archenemy' is covered by insurance...

Some tiny elderly man

Among all the drugs being peddled by spam, it's nice to see that you can also acquire some tiny elderly man. And here's my next spam:

Bernards

Apparently there are several such men, and they are all called Bernard. If people started adopting tiny, elderly Bernards, spam would be making a positive contribution towards ending loneliness. Next week: fat, smelly Horaces. Any takers?

his earlobes are healing

I'm happy to hear that. But maybe next time he should tie the bungee cord onto his ankles, like most people.

You are banting? Oh,no! topocentric

I'm....not....banting....I'm...panting....and...I'm....not....topocentric....I'm....
hopocentric....and....it's....the....hopping....which....is....making....me....pant....

Why so Dumb? Jdutton

Hey, I'm doing my best here. If you really want the answer, I think that spam might be corroding my neurons.

Re: start and went cold.

Complaint to the local Lada dealership gone astray.