Saturday, November 06, 2004
Dodge Sheri
New for 2005: the Dodge Sheri. Available 345-horsepower 5.7-liter V8 engine, 375 lb-ft of torque and a customizable nail polish dispenser to use while you're stuck in traffic on the way to the dog grooming salon. Comes in fuchsia, baby blue and leopard-print.
New for 2005: the Dodge Sheri. Available 345-horsepower 5.7-liter V8 engine, 375 lb-ft of torque and a customizable nail polish dispenser to use while you're stuck in traffic on the way to the dog grooming salon. Comes in fuchsia, baby blue and leopard-print.
Friday, November 05, 2004
Sorry this email is so late. I was busy
What a pathetic excuse! I've been waiting days for your spam. "When is it going to come? When is it going to come?" I kept muttering to myself. My whole life was put on hold, and all you can say is that you were busy. Yeah, well, don't expect me to stay up all night pressing the 'refresh' key next time...
What a pathetic excuse! I've been waiting days for your spam. "When is it going to come? When is it going to come?" I kept muttering to myself. My whole life was put on hold, and all you can say is that you were busy. Yeah, well, don't expect me to stay up all night pressing the 'refresh' key next time...
Thursday, November 04, 2004
Meltons
If you have kids, or have ever spent any time around very small children, you know exactly what meltons are. They are gobs of candy or chocolate which have been squeezed in a tiny, warm hand until they go mushy, and are then generously smeared onto your clothing. Why someone would want to sell them (or buy them) only spam knows.
If you have kids, or have ever spent any time around very small children, you know exactly what meltons are. They are gobs of candy or chocolate which have been squeezed in a tiny, warm hand until they go mushy, and are then generously smeared onto your clothing. Why someone would want to sell them (or buy them) only spam knows.
Wednesday, November 03, 2004
healthier, happier, harder! bailiff bouquet
I see that some bailiffs are getting all touchy-feely by handing out bunches of flowers with their eviction notices and giving advice such as, "Life may be harder, but with no mortgage to worry about you'll be happier, and you're sure to be much healthier, breathing all that fresh air when you're living on the street."
I see that some bailiffs are getting all touchy-feely by handing out bunches of flowers with their eviction notices and giving advice such as, "Life may be harder, but with no mortgage to worry about you'll be happier, and you're sure to be much healthier, breathing all that fresh air when you're living on the street."
Tuesday, November 02, 2004
Italian Crafted Rolex from $75 to $275 - Free Shipping
A few words of advice to anyone who might be tempted to believe that the item on offer in this spam is genuine: Rolexes are Swiss. So if you are paying a minimum of $75 for something worth about $7.50, I would hope that the shipping is free.
A few words of advice to anyone who might be tempted to believe that the item on offer in this spam is genuine: Rolexes are Swiss. So if you are paying a minimum of $75 for something worth about $7.50, I would hope that the shipping is free.
Monday, November 01, 2004
There's a desert in
In what? In your mouth? Well, that's a line from Tori Amos's Crucify. In your backyard? Sure, if you live in Arabia. In your belly button? Then you might want to implement a new personal hygiene regime.
In what? In your mouth? Well, that's a line from Tori Amos's Crucify. In your backyard? Sure, if you live in Arabia. In your belly button? Then you might want to implement a new personal hygiene regime.
Sunday, October 31, 2004
magic refill
When your top hat is out of rabbits, your sleeves are empty of doves and there are no more ladies waiting to be sawn in half, spam comes to the rescue. Actually, spam is a bit like magic: I don't really know how it works, it kind of impresses me, and is sometimes funny and sometimes scary.
When your top hat is out of rabbits, your sleeves are empty of doves and there are no more ladies waiting to be sawn in half, spam comes to the rescue. Actually, spam is a bit like magic: I don't really know how it works, it kind of impresses me, and is sometimes funny and sometimes scary.
